Sure you have heard the big news – Sarah Palin announced she is stepping down as the Governor of Alaska!
I know there is a reason; I’m just not sure what it is yet!
Here are a few theories –
She is going to try and become the next OctoMom.
She is moving into a cave with a family of wolves so, she can become 1 with them.
She is moving to Russia so, she can keep a better eye on them.
She is coming out with the fact that she is the Real Mother of Michael Jackson’s children & will be moving to Neverland ranch.
She is trying to make life hard on Late Night comedians by not appearing in public again.
She is starting a #MoonFruit farm.
She heard Alaska is in range of a North Korea missile & she is getting the hell outta there.
She is writing a new book – ‘Me & the Maverick take the Bridge to Nowhere’
This was just a farce to see if she could get the phrases Lame duck & Dead fish into 1 TV speech.
She is gearing up to run for President in 2012 – ROFLMAO!!!
I’m sure you have your theories so, be sure to tell us what they are. One of us has to be right!
2 Comments Received
July 4th, 2009 @4:38 pm
I have a few theories to add on to that:
1. I bet Sarah Palin is stepping down because she wants to become the governor of California. She probably thinks she has a better chance there, because it’s not like anyone understands what Arnold is saying anyway. She would fit right it. You Betcha!
2. She is the mistress everyone is talking about with John from John & Kate + 8. Now they are going to call the show; “John + Sarah Palin + her 5 kids + Kate + her 8 kids = 13″. That outta boost the ranks.
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July 6th, 2009 @11:03 am
I think Palin should stay away from California. She wouldn’t last long there. Arnold can at least make full sentences.
The Jon & Kate show might be right. Why didn’t I think of that? Sarah Palins life is kind of like a poorly scripted reality show already.
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