Oh No!
Taylor Swift is on a wild crime spree in Australia. In fact she is so sneaky that no one would have known if she had not sent out a tweet telling everyone about her wild night.

Yes, Taylor was a huge hit in Australia with her sold out concert. Afterward she could have went out on the town hitting clubs but…no she opted to go on the wild side.

Taylor went to a park and started training a pod of wild possums to beg treats from tourist.  I suspect her plans were to use these “trained” wild animals as part of her traveling road show. She would start by teaching them to beg food food from people and then move up to having them snarl at concert goers for dollar bills.

Have you ever seen a mad possum? They look pretty scary.

If nothing else she could use them to beg money on the street if her career ever takes a nose dive.

Ok, most of this story is not really like it was reported at Taylor Swift’s midnight slip but, I thought mine sounded a bit more exciting.

Taylor is just always so sweet that I had to find a way to make her the bad guy at least once.

Take that Taylor and if I EVER hear of a opossum in Australia attacking anyone…I will hold YOU fully responsible.