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	<description>I'm tired of being Politically Correct all the time.</description>
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		<title>Charlie Sheen Has Lost His Damn Mind</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2011 03:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Snarky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when I think my mind can’t possibly be blown any more than it has been, I watch some TV, or follow some celebrity jackass on Twitter and BOOM… *Mind explodes*. Seriously, when you turn on the news, what’s the first thing you see? Charlie Sheen. Every-god-damn-where. I mean, these news stations have like, 5 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pumpkin Police find Tax Evaders in Idaho</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 16:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess in Idaho they want kids to learn the meaning of life early. Good for Idaho, kids need to know that there are only 2 things that are for sure&#8230;you pay taxes and die. In a mill town in Idaho a big bad tax man shut down a family pumpkin stand along a roadside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monsanto is Evil</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 08:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh look I found a story about a company that I strongly dis like! I would have said that I hate them but, some people prefer I not use that term (so, I have to sneak it in). You always hear people say that Google is evil but, the big G is more likely to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cop Saves Merion Township from Killer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of what you hear about animals coming out of Philadelphia has to do with Micheal Vick or some other Dog Fighting criminals. Well, today I found out they have other idiots on the other side of the law there that don&#8217;t have a clue. It was reported that a &#8220;brave&#8221; police officer &#38; his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop Spending Money on Polanski</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am already sick of hearing about Roman Polanski. People are screaming to bring him back to the US &#038; put his ass back on trial. I say, leave him over there. Tell Polanski if he ever steps foot in the US his ass will be in jail for life. I see people posting on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We are Not All the Palins</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have likely seen the pictures of ‘protesters’ out side of David Lettermans studio in New York. The news has blasted the same picture of some crazy lady holding a sign that says ‘We are all the Palins’. Hey lady, speak for yourself &#38; not me. I am NOT a Palin! I am kind of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cure for Tight Jeans Syndrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fat People Rant]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a new Health Emergency Warning on the news, Tight Jeans Syndrome! Women are going to their doctors because they have sharp pain down their thighs or their butt hurts. Some doctors are prescribing Anti Seizure meds. No shit! They are blaming Skinny Jeans as part of the cause. God, I hope they put [...]]]></description>
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