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	<title>Sarcastic Bitch &#187; Celebrity Rant</title>
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	<description>I'm tired of being Politically Correct all the time.</description>
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		<title>Charlie Sheen Has Lost His Damn Mind</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2011 03:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Snarky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when I think my mind can’t possibly be blown any more than it has been, I watch some TV, or follow some celebrity jackass on Twitter and BOOM… *Mind explodes*. Seriously, when you turn on the news, what’s the first thing you see? Charlie Sheen. Every-god-damn-where. I mean, these news stations have like, 5 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bruno Mars &#8220;Grenade&#8221; Rant</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 15:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Snarky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This song is just flat out annoying and stupid. In what environment is he in that he needs to be catching Grenades and Knifes from hitting his girlfriend? I could rant all day.]]></description>
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		<title>Taylor Swift on the Wild Side</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh No! Taylor Swift is on a wild crime spree in Australia. In fact she is so sneaky that no one would have known if she had not sent out a tweet telling everyone about her wild night. Yes, Taylor was a huge hit in Australia with her sold out concert. Afterward she could have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marge Simpson Shows Us All Up in Playboy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:33:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure you have heard the news – Marge is posing for Playboy! WTH? Is she trying to make us all look bad? She’s had 3 kids, one of which is a royal pain in the ass that would make most moms age by the day, a husband with the habits of a sloth, along with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop Spending Money on Polanski</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Political Rant]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am already sick of hearing about Roman Polanski. People are screaming to bring him back to the US &#038; put his ass back on trial. I say, leave him over there. Tell Polanski if he ever steps foot in the US his ass will be in jail for life. I see people posting on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop the Heidi &amp; Spence Madness!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh Good God, Please stop the Heidi &#038; Spence madness! Stop The Madness The dumbass duo is looking for even more attention. They started with ‘The Hills’ a show That I have never watched &#038; I am not going out of my way to do so now that I have seen the caliber of people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will Eagles Fans ElectroShock Vick if He Sucks?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Off the Wall]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Philadelphia Eagles are going to pay Michael Vick $1.6 Million to play 1 year of football? What the hell is wrong with them? They couldn’t find anyone else that can throw a freakin ball? Guess we now know why we saw all the write ups yesterday about how Vick went to talk to At [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Answers for a Giant Weiner Emergency Call</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Rant]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top 10 things the 911 Operator may say when you call to report a Giant Weiner is in Your House. 10. Ok, sure. *click* 9. Have you been drinking? 8. If it has been more than 4 hours you need to seek medical attention. Would you like me to send an ambulance? 7. Harry Potter! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson&#8217;s Death Up for Sale</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticrants.com/michael-jacksons-death-up-for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Rant]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Jackson Memorial Tickets Up for Sale on Ebay I think we all saw this coming. Ebay has a few people selling their winning tickets to the Michael Jackson Memorial service at the Staple Center. On Sunday night I had only found 1 set of tickets for sale at the price of $5,000. It was [...]]]></description>
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