Oh Good God, Please stop the Heidi & Spence madness!

Stop The Madness

The dumbass duo is looking for even more attention.

They started with ‘The Hills’ a show That I have never watched & I am not going out of my way to do so now that I have seen the caliber of people featured.

I guess they had some down time & gave the show ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here’ a shot. Good Lord, how much whining can 1 couple do?
All we heard was ‘Praise Jesus’, ‘I love God’, & Spence with his new found ‘Holier than Thou’ baptism.
If one of them wasn’t pissing & bitching then the other one was.
Oh no, that’s not true. When Spence had one of his childish temper tantrums then Heidi prayed.
Blah, blah, blah….. Go freakin home & shut up already!

Next major even was the Super Christian herself showing skin for Playboy.
That’s fine but, that cover with her looked like she needed a wax job. That was one of the worst photo’s I’ve seen on a Playboy cover.
Look even a cave man can make the Playboy cover. (Good thing she got herself a set of boobs so we knew it was a female.)
Must have been Spence’s pick, he seems to like to degrade everyone.

Then we have the Miss. Universe thing Heidi did.
Not sure what to call it. She didn’t sing & she can’t dance so… Ok, it was basically a bad comedy routine.
Although it wasn’t really that funny.
I am still recovering from shoving sharp sticks in my eyes after watching her flail like a ½ dead fish (it was suppose to be dancing).
All good!
She fit right in with all those other ‘I’m a Christian, I’m judgmental about gays, here are my party pics kissing other girls, the wind blew my shirt off & I never posed for those pics, I have no talent & don’t know that maps exist, can one of the pageant judges buy me new boobs’…Idiots!
Love that the Donald has really made women in the USA look like stupid cheap bimbo’s!

And for the final blow to the people of the USA….. Heidi wants to have kids!
Noooooo!
Someone take Spencer to the spay & neuter clinic fast! In fact have the clinic give those balls to Heidi so, she will stop letting him use her.
Spence is a self proclaimed Villain, HA! Not sure what movies he watched growing up but, I have never seen a Villain that is such a wussy!
Really, he is NOTHING without her.
Well, he is an overbearing ass!
I think he deliberately sets out to humiliate her to gain attention for himself.
I just do not want to imagine what their kids would be like.
Lets all pray they don’t spawn any time soon.

The statements in this blog are only ‘fact’ according to my opinion.