Sarcastic Bitch

Bubbles? Bubbles, Bubbles…do you remember me?

Yeah, the chimpanzee that was like a little miniature Michael Jackson back in the 80′s. He had poor Bubbles dressing in clothes that matched his. He also thought the chimp moon walked. Hmm, a chimp walking backwards dragging its feet. Yes, years of training on that one…not like chimps in the wild don’t do that ya know.

Remember that when Bubbles started getting older he had become a bit aggressive (as all wild animals do) and was placed in a sanctuary. That was also about the time MJ started gathering children. I’m sure having a full grown chimpanzee around babies is not the best idea. Especially since this chimp was so accustomed to living as a child, there may have developed jealousy issues.

Lets think….a chimp that can rip your arms off while biting off your face…yes, a little jealous tiff could pose a problem.

Guess the Jackson family hasn’t made enough money off of Michaels fame so they allowed Animal Planet to do a show called “Michael Jackson and Bubbles: The Untold Story”. Do I have proof that Animal Planet paid the Jacksons any money for allowing this show…no. But, I am pretty sure that family wouldn’t allow anything that didn’t pay them the big bucks. At least it was a “movie” otherwise they may want to stuff or skin the poor animal to sell it on e-Bay.

Come to think of it..do we know what ever happened to the rest of his animals???

Anyway, the show was to air on June 22. I missed it…dang.

But, I did find the video of La Toya going to see Bubbles in the sanctuary. OMG! If the entire show was anything like this video…glad I missed it.
All La Toya says the whole time is “Bubbles, Bubbles, Bubbles…did you miss me Bubbles. Oh Bubbles I want to kiss & hug you but, you’re to big. Bubbles, Bubbles, Bubbles….” *cry, sniffle, cry*
I’d bet if some chimp expert analyzed Bubbles face, they would be tell you that Bubbles is saying ‘Shut up and just tell me what the hell happened to your nose bitch?’

I just hope that any money made off this goes to pay for the care of the animals that MJ had to get rid of when he was going broke.

So if you want to see the touching moment of La Toya and Bubbles, Bubbles, Bubbles being “reunited” go ahead. Be sure to have your mute button ready or you’ll want to smack a bitch.