Tourist make for the best videos. If not for them, YouTube would be so freakin boring.

You know that being on a vacation whether a day trip or a longer, makes you a super hero. Yep, nothing on earth should screw with your holiday. Even if you do stupid things like, I don’t know. Maybe climb over 2 guard rails to get up close to that cute furry polar bear. Hell, your on holiday so that bear would never do anything like, try to eat you. And anyway, aren’t animals in the zoo kind of like pets?

Yeah right, you tourist should just keep thinking that way so the rest of us can just stay home and watch your dumb ass on YouTube.

I just can’t believe this lady is from Australia. I thought people there understood that wild animals aren’t always as harmless as they look.

I bet people watching her climb over that railing though “Wow, she’s really brave. Wonder what would happen if security caught her?”.

Once the bear grabbed her leg, those same people probably thought, “Damned that lady is stupid. Hope she don’t expect me to go down there and beat some huge freakin polar bear with a stick to save her dumb ass. I have to stay back and film this shit because it’ll be great for YouTube.”

I was talking to my best friend one night, and we were talking about all of the things that we liked, and disliked. The subjects were endless. What band we liked, book series, you name it. Well, she was mentioning a lot of unpopular things that I had never heard of. But me, being the lame ass that I am, was only talking about stuff that everyone already knows about. Mostly because I make no effort to find new and cool things, I just go with the flow.

We got on the subject of books. Now, I’m not a huge fictional book fan… I like a lot of educational things. Not so much a fan of the Harry Potter, Twilight stuff. However, I have obviously read those things, as I heard a lot about them and thought I would check them out. Twilight is okay, I’m by no means a Twihard. It might have been better if the writer wasn’t so horrible. I found countless errors in her grammar.

But, anyway. I asked my friend why she has never seen the movies, and she said she wasn’t into Twilight anymore. Now, she was the one who got me into Twilight. So, I was confused, and I asked he what she meant! She said that she didn’t like it anymore because it was popular… Um… What? I was like, “You don’t like it because it’s popular?” – she said yeah, she hates things once they get popular.

Then it hit me, I’ve heard this so many times from friends and whatnot. They REALLYYYYYYY LOVE a band and they will talk about it all the time… Of course it’s unpopular, and no one knows what they’re talking about. But, finally that band gets on the radio, and people start talking about it AND you finally have someone to talk with about your fav band, and now you hate it? Now, I understand that sometimes you can get annoyed with stuff, because it becomes redundant. But, you still like it either way.

Now, some think this is restricted to Indie/Emo/Scene kids. But, it’s not. It’s everyone doing this, I swear. So, this leaves my question. How can you not like something after LOVING IT for years, just because it becomes famous? Wouldn’t you be happy that your favorite band/book/artist has gotten big? Wouldn’t you think it was cool to have been some of their first fans?

I know it’s cool to be all original, but I still don’t get it. You know? It’s okay to be over something. Like, if you loved Twilight, but are now over it. That’s cool. Hating it? That’s weird.

Someone enlighten be as to why people are so weird. Please?

Just when I think my mind can’t possibly be blown any more than it has been, I watch some TV, or follow some celebrity jackass on Twitter and BOOM… *Mind explodes*. Seriously, when you turn on the news, what’s the first thing you see? Charlie Sheen. Every-god-damn-where. I mean, these news stations have like, 5 minute segments on this moron. FIVE MINUTES!!! Do you know how long that is in News Time? Jesus.

And then, he goes and gets a Twitter Account. That’s right. You’d think that society would have a tiny bit of dignity and not go follow him, but in the first few days he’s been on Twitter, he has reached almost 2 million followers. You know what that kind of shit tells me? People got nothing better to do but worry about what this stupid whack job is doing. Sure… some of the things he has to say are a bit entertaining. But, why are we so consumed with his downfall?

He made 2 million dollars per episode of that bullshit show, Two And A Half Men, and he’s asking for more money, because he has to pay for his children. I think if you make 2 million an episode, your kids should be set up pretty good Charlie. Think about the people who you freakin’ worked with, but because you decided to screw shit up, are now ALSO out of a job. Those people obviously didn’t make as much, and sure to hell not MORE than you, so I can guarantee they are worse off than you at this point. Stop being such a self-absorbed-selfish-asshat. Kay?

This man is off his rocker. Gone. Nothing. Left. In. Brain.

Really. Just the fact that the media is so consumed with it. Do we not care what’s happening in Libya… or about anywhere else that’s having issues? I mean, people are dying over there because they have some crazy ass, senile dictator leading them. And a guy with no fashion sense, if I do say so myself… But no, over here, it’s “What Did Charlie Sheen Say or Do Today?”

SCREW YOU!