Sure you have heard the news – Marge is posing for Playboy!
WTH?
Is she trying to make us all look bad?

She’s had 3 kids, one of which is a royal pain in the ass that would make most moms age by the day, a husband with the habits of a sloth, along with family & friends from hell.

Marge Simpson Shopping Like a Normal Mom

This woman has been through everything in the world & still looks great!
She has not aged in the 30 years I’ve watched her.

Her boobs are still on the top part of her chest, I have to wonder if she has had a lift?
Hell, are those even hers?

That perky butt means she must have a workout secret that she is not sharing with the rest of us. Not, that I would workout but, I do want to know her secrets.

Playboy has said that in her layout pages she will not be nude. Bet that is to cover up scars from any work that has been done.

No matter how she looks I know there will be tons of people swearing that her pictures have been Photo Shopped. We will have to wait & see if they print natural photos of her.

So there you have it.
Marge is putting the pressure on all of us to look great at her age.

Life sure is a Bitch when you can’t keep up with the Simpson’s.
No, not those other Simpson’s, I mean the famous ones.

Look for Marge’s Playboy debut on October 16th.

The above picture of Marge is probably a publicity stunt to make us all think she is just a normal mom. Now, we know better.