I’ve watched a lot of crime shows like Law & Order, CSI, even Criminal minds & I thought I had heard about every stupid or evil type of criminal there was. Just not so…there are more wacks that those shows have never even touched on.

There’s a story out of the UK today that tells how a guy stole a bulldozer, went to the Hell’s Angels Clubhouse, mooned them, and escaped from the scene on his stolen ride.

Oh, the best part..after he mooned the group, he threw a puppy at them. I can hear it now. As these bikers are coming towards you with the intent to kill you..what do you do? Duh, you let them know “Stay Back! I have a puppy & I’m not afraid to use it!” I fully expect that to be the new weapon of choice by wacks on every show.

The police say it is unclear to them as to why the guy threw a puppy at the Hells Angels. It’s clear to me…dude has a death wish. Now not only are the Hell’s Angels pissed but PITA will be wanting the guy strung up.
But, don’t worry, the puppy is ok & being cared for at an animal shelter. So, put down your pitchforks PITA people.

Oh, how did they catch this hardened criminal? His fast getaway ride had mass traffic backed up & he was easy to find…yes, the highly skilled officers were probably clued off to follow the bulldozer on the motorway. He abandoned the bulldozer & then made his run home by hitchhiking.

The excuse they are giving for the guys actions are thought to be related to him stopping his depression medication. Hope he gets back on his meds, he’s going to need them when he figures out he’s in jail & the Hell’s Angels are pissed off at him (& of course PITA will never stop looking for justice).

Crime is no laughing matter! Unless the criminal is a real fuktard.