Dear Google, I come to you as I have for years to ask for guidance.

I have been a faithful disciple of Google for a very long time. I have taught my children to come to you and ask any questions they may have. Our family relies on you for guiding us to the answers of the unknown.
We have searched your vast wisdom and even delved into ‘Search Within Results’ for the deep knowledge we seek.

We have followed the teachings of your poster boy Matt Cutts to help us in our wandering ways.
Now, we have found that his teachings may have been the kiss of death to webmasters.

He has preached to write Good Content and we will gain links, yet in the last weeks we have seen him begging his faithful Twitter followers for Digg links. Has he forsaken the teachings you allow him to boast in your name?

Now, he has told a chosen few that NoFollow will not save your page rank. It is found that using the NoFollow will just waste the gift you call Link Juice.

I ask of you O’Google, when will the madness stop?

Please send me a sign as to how I can please you, or I fear I will turn to BING.