You have found a fat man now what?

A real problem for many women is how do you get a fat man to kiss you after your dinner date?

Going to dinner with a fat man has advantages –

Some hot lookin young waitress walks up to your table & most men would have their tongues hanging out but, not your fat man! Nope he is not interested in that scrawny girl. His mind is on what she is bringing on the plate. Hell, he will not even look up from the menu as he orders!

Once the food comes it won’t matter what booty in skin tights walks by, he doesn’t even glance.

Now you have knocked out most of your competition but, there is still the food between you & your date.

Wait!

Don’t give up, you can grab his interest! With this handy dandy product his only interest will be in getting closer to YOUR lushish lips!!

That’s right, no fat man can resist!

In fact when he tells his friends how wonderful the kiss was; they will also be lining up at your door!

Within no time you will be the talk of couch potato’s everywhere!

Ladies, all you need in your ‘Fat Man Bag of Tricks’ is –

That’s right Cheeto’s Lip Gloss will have his attention!

You may also want to look into getting a supply of Cinnabon Lip Gloss, Bacon Lip Balm, or Twinkie Lip Gloss.

Yes ladies your lips can be the next treat he dreams about!

Bad side effects – Your fat man may become thin from having you satisfy his sweet tooth.

HINT – If your fat man is Jewish you may want to avoid the Bacon Lip balm!

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