Going grocery shopping is on the list of things I hate to do.
About the time you think people are civilized you make a trip to the grocery store & find that some are far from it.

Here’s my ‘Eat While You Shop’ Bitch Fit. Sure you have had the same one.

“Is the soup kitchen closed today? I can tell by lookin at you, it’s only a matter of time before you wither away.”

How freakin hungry are you, that you have to open food & eat it while you walk around the grocery store?

I really don’t think you’re eating that stuff because your body is lacking nutrition or you would have opened something other than a package of freakin Oreo’s.

There ya go, have some pretzels. That will make that a well rounded meal. Want me to go get you a soda to wash it all down?

Glad to see that it’s not just you opening & eating what ever you see, your freakin kids do it too.

While you’re grossing me out, be sure to put your nasty assed hands on just a few more items & then set them back on the shelf. Lord knows we all want your freaking greasy germs on the stuff we pick up.

Oh look I you’re heading for the check out line, yea!
Hey, where are all the ½ eaten bags of shit?
What you don’t want to pay for them?
You just use the grocery store like a free freakin buffet for the whole family?

Not a problem, Maybe the store will just raise their prices to cover the cost of lost product. I love paying more for my food just so your fat ass can come back for lunch tomorrow!

I’d throw you some bad ju-ju but, it wouldn’t do any good. You’re already a miserable free loadin piece of shit!