Being a waitress has to be on the top of the ‘Shitty Jobs’ list!
Next time you go to a restaurant think before you speak, your waitress might just be a sarcastic bitch.

It never freakin fails!

You walk up to a table and one of them has to say something stupid like “Smile, it’s a beautiful day”.

That would just send me off,
“Smile? What the hell am I gonna smile for? I am here running my ass off for shit pay, bringing you food because you are to freakin lazy to fix it yourself, and then your fat ass will make far to many demands for the freaking 50 cent tip your gonna leave. So, don’t push it by starting this transaction off by wanting a smile from me.”

Yet, no one would be a waitress if they didn’t need the job.

So now comes the hard part, You know you have to get that shitty paycheck, so you can pay your water bill, just so you can flush your toilet.

While you picture stabbing a fork in their forehead and asking them ‘feeling freakin beautiful now are ya?’ You crack that forced smile and ask “Can I get you something to drink?” in the nicest 4 bit tone you can muster.

Yes, being a waitress is a shitty job. Tipping well may increase your chances of a pleasant dinning experance.