There is a new Health Emergency Warning on the news, Tight Jeans Syndrome!
Women are going to their doctors because they have sharp pain down their thighs or their butt hurts. Some doctors are prescribing Anti Seizure meds.
No shit! They are blaming Skinny Jeans as part of the cause. God, I hope they put a Warning label those dangerous things!
Other risk causing factors are; Obesity, pregnancy, tight belts, tight corsets, pantyhose, and sudden weight gain.
Let’s see, if you are having pain because all your clothes are to freakin small, I have a cure that doesn’t include meds –
- Put Down The Freakin Donuts Bitch!
- Get Off Your Lazy Ass and Move!
- What can’t do either of those things? Then buy bigger clothes!
I must be a freaking genius; I have cured Tight Jeans Syndrome in less than 5 minutes of hearing about it!
Hell, no need for a million dollar study to find a cure, tax dollars have just been saved.
Just think, if we had Universal Health Care OUR tax dollars would be paying for this shit.
You can thank me later or leave your praises in the comments area.
2 Comments Received
June 5th, 2009 @8:22 pm
Found you from a search on Google I was looking for skinny jeans for my daughter. This is an outrage getting drugs because your pants are to tight. I know fashion is a little extreme at times but it is ridicules buying pants so tight that you need an RX prescription to where them.
I think I will have to say no to the skinny jeans for my daughter until she looses 15 lbs. That would be a good incentive to loose a little weight. The whole country is disgustingly fat anyway. This post goes right along with your Doughnut day post. Fat people are one thing, fat stupid people are another, but fat stupid drugged people are the ultimate of ignorance.
Glad I found your site.
Allen
July 10th, 2009 @8:00 pm
Haha, I love you.
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