Most of what you hear about animals coming out of Philadelphia has to do with Micheal Vick or some other Dog Fighting criminals. Well, today I found out they have other idiots on the other side of the law there that don’t have a clue.

It was reported that a “brave” police officer & his fireman friend saved Lower Merion Township residents from the threat of a giant, horrible, human eating….Chicken! That’s right, a lady had 2 chickens get out of their coop, one was found but the other was going around wrecking havoc. I bet this chicken could have destroyed the entire city if left unattended (remember Godzilla?).

The lady who lost the chicken did put up warning posters stating that her man eating bird had escaped. She even posted it at Facebook to warn others.

Thank goodness that someone saw the chicken & called the police. They must have sent their bravest chicken fighting officer…ok, he wasn’t that brave so he called in reinforcements. He was just lucky he knew a firefighter that could use a bow & arrow. Between the 2 of them they took down the chicken. Yes, they killed it. Glad everyone can sleep better at night knowing that beast is dead.

Guess now the residents just have to worry about the dumbass cop & his fireman buddy that feel threatened enough by a chicken that they have to kill it. Hell, they couldn’t even think to call animal control. If they did see the “Missing Chicken” poster they may not have been smart enough to read it.

Just because you get to carry a badge & a gun doesn’t mean you’re very freakin bright.

You can see the real story at Philly.com it doesn’t have as much of a sarcastic overtone as my post.