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	<description>I'm tired of being Politically Correct all the time.</description>
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		<title>One Stupid Tourist plus One Polar Bear Makes a Great Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tourist make for the best videos. If not for them, YouTube would be so freakin boring. You know that being on a vacation whether a day trip or a longer, makes you a super hero. Yep, nothing on earth should screw with your holiday. Even if you do stupid things like, I don&#8217;t know. Maybe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Expert in The World, Yeah Right</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 19:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have some bullshit video clip that you are using to sell your product and the first thing out of your mouth is the phrase &#8220;_____ is the Top Expert in the World on ____&#8221;. You have lost me. Why don&#8217;t you just start off by saying &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;m a liar and I am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deleting Attractive Friends on Facebook</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticrants.com/deleting-attractive-friends-on-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 08:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reading a story online the other day about Debt Collectors using Facebook to find people.  I thought they had a really good idea. Here&#8217;s what they are doing…The bill collector signs up for a Fake Facebook account, makes up a friendly name, makes up more lies about who they are and what they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whiney People on Unemployment STHU</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticrants.com/whiney-people-on-unemployment-sthu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sarcasticrants.com/?p=175</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you are on Unemployment and have been for over 26 weeks –STHU! If you were on Unemployment for over 99 weeks and are now cut off – STHU! I am sick and tired of hearing people piss and whine because they are waiting on unemployment checks, they can’t get through on the phone, they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MSN UK Posting Broken Links as Reference</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sarcasticrants.com/?p=173</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve heard of sites being competitive or even greedy when it comes to giving reference links out to other sites but, MSN UK has taken the cake. I was there reading their 10 stories titled Dangerous Animals in Unlikely Places. Some of the stories quote paragraphs from other news sites&#8230;the link they give would be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flattering Spam</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all get spam posted in our blog comments area. Ok, Seth Godin doesn’t because he has comments turned off. Some say he does this so people have to link to his post if they have something to say about an article. I say he just doesn’t give a rats ass about what anyone else [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Social Button Envy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have blog button envy! I’m guessing that bloggers have to measure their worth by how many buttons they can put on the side of their blog. Maybe this is the new, “look how big my penis is”. Next time I’m out and meet a blogger, I’ll just ask “How many Social buttons you got?” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>STHU About the Fail Whale</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sarcasticrants.com/?p=122</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OMG! I got the Fail Whale. WTF? Twitter is so slow. I’m loosing messages. Twitter is pissing me off with errors….. Jesus Christ people, STHU! How much do you pay for the servers to run Twitter? How much do they charge you to keep the script updated? Do you pay for a staff to keep [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Take Me Off Your List of Places to Spam</title>
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		<comments>http://www.sarcasticrants.com/take-me-off-your-list-of-places-to-spam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:38:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Online]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sarcasticrants.com/?p=116</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What the hell is wrong with some bloggers? On one of my blogs (not this one here) I started getting a bunch of comments all at once. In a matter of just a few days I was getting slammed with crap comments. Most of these idiots were leaving keywords instead of their name (That is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter Retweets Irritate Me</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticrants.com/twitter-retweets-irritate-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sarcasticrants.com/?p=113</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What is up with those people on Twitter that Retweet messages that were sent to them? I’m sure you have seen the ones when someone sends an @ to a person to say thanks, your great, wow you are the bestest… I guess the person that gets it realizes that not everyone got to see [...]]]></description>
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