Gosh, wish I had the power of a Mommy Blogger! Oh wait. Mommy Bloggers just took another big hit. The BlogHer event showed a few of these mom’s to be real inconsiderate bitches. They pushed & shoved other people just to get a free gift. I mean these ‘ladies’ actually shoved others out of the [...]
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Top 10 Answers for a Giant Weiner Emergency Call
Posted by Sarcastic Bitch in July 18th 2009
Top 10 things the 911 Operator may say when you call to report a Giant Weiner is in Your House. 10. Ok, sure. *click* 9. Have you been drinking? 8. If it has been more than 4 hours you need to seek medical attention. Would you like me to send an ambulance? 7. Harry Potter! [...]
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How to Get a Fat Man to Kiss You!
Posted by Sarcastic Bitch in July 17th 2009
You have found a fat man now what? A real problem for many women is how do you get a fat man to kiss you after your dinner date? Going to dinner with a fat man has advantages – Some hot lookin young waitress walks up to your table & most men would have their [...]