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	<title>Sarcastic Bitch &#187; Off the Wall</title>
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	<description>I'm tired of being Politically Correct all the time.</description>
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		<title>Hating Things Because They Are Popular</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 22:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Snarky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is it and people who start hating stuff once it gets popular? I just don't understand it. This does not make you original in any way, shape or form. It just makes you STUPID!]]></description>
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		<title>Monsanto is Evil</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 08:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh look I found a story about a company that I strongly dis like! I would have said that I hate them but, some people prefer I not use that term (so, I have to sneak it in). You always hear people say that Google is evil but, the big G is more likely to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I have a Puppy, Don&#8217;t make Me Use It</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 21:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crime is no laughing matter! Unless the criminal is a real fuktard. Hell's Angels &#038; PITA won't like people using puppies as weapons. ]]></description>
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		<title>Cop Saves Merion Township from Killer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of what you hear about animals coming out of Philadelphia has to do with Micheal Vick or some other Dog Fighting criminals. Well, today I found out they have other idiots on the other side of the law there that don&#8217;t have a clue. It was reported that a &#8220;brave&#8221; police officer &#38; his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Invasion of the Idiots</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there is intelligent life on other planets, I am not worried about them coming to earth to take over. Once they see these two guys, they will know the DNA in the ‘top of the food chain’ on earth is not worth much. Lets hope these 2 are not allowed to breed.]]></description>
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		<title>Will Eagles Fans ElectroShock Vick if He Sucks?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Rant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Micheal Vick]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Philadelphia Eagles are going to pay Michael Vick $1.6 Million to play 1 year of football? What the hell is wrong with them? They couldn’t find anyone else that can throw a freakin ball? Guess we now know why we saw all the write ups yesterday about how Vick went to talk to At [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mommy Bloggers take a Hit at BlogHer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gosh, wish I had the power of a Mommy Blogger! Oh wait. Mommy Bloggers just took another big hit. The BlogHer event showed a few of these mom’s to be real inconsiderate bitches. They pushed &#038; shoved other people just to get a free gift. I mean these ‘ladies’ actually shoved others out of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Answers for a Giant Weiner Emergency Call</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top 10 things the 911 Operator may say when you call to report a Giant Weiner is in Your House. 10. Ok, sure. *click* 9. Have you been drinking? 8. If it has been more than 4 hours you need to seek medical attention. Would you like me to send an ambulance? 7. Harry Potter! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Get a Fat Man to Kiss You!</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticrants.com/how-to-get-a-fat-man-to-kiss-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have found a fat man now what? A real problem for many women is how do you get a fat man to kiss you after your dinner date? Going to dinner with a fat man has advantages – Some hot lookin young waitress walks up to your table &#38; most men would have their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Do You Think Sarah Palin is Stepping Down</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticrants.com/why-do-you-think-sarah-palin-is-stepping-down/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sarcasticrants.com/why-do-you-think-sarah-palin-is-stepping-down/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure you have heard the big news – Sarah Palin announced she is stepping down as the Governor of Alaska! I know there is a reason; I’m just not sure what it is yet! Here are a few theories – She is going to try and become the next OctoMom. She is moving into a [...]]]></description>
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