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	<title>Sarcastic Bitch &#187; Celebrity</title>
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	<description>I'm tired of being Politically Correct all the time.</description>
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		<title>Charlie Sheen Has Lost His Damn Mind</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2011 03:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Snarky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when I think my mind can’t possibly be blown any more than it has been, I watch some TV, or follow some celebrity jackass on Twitter and BOOM… *Mind explodes*. Seriously, when you turn on the news, what’s the first thing you see? Charlie Sheen. Every-god-damn-where. I mean, these news stations have like, 5 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bruno Mars &#8220;Grenade&#8221; Rant</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 15:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Snarky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This song is just flat out annoying and stupid. In what environment is he in that he needs to be catching Grenades and Knifes from hitting his girlfriend? I could rant all day.]]></description>
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		<title>Poor Bubbles has a Reunion with La Toya Jackson</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poor Bubbles can't escape the Jackson family. ]]></description>
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		<title>What if they say a bad word on Glee</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 06:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Stupid People Rant]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Geesh people! Moms were so worried about their little angels watching Glee since they were doing Lady GaGa. Let&#8217;s get real. I can get over telling my kid not to say Bitch far faster than I can explain what the Viagra commercials are for all day. Oh no worries, they took the word Bitch out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Taylor Swift on the Wild Side</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh No! Taylor Swift is on a wild crime spree in Australia. In fact she is so sneaky that no one would have known if she had not sent out a tweet telling everyone about her wild night. Yes, Taylor was a huge hit in Australia with her sold out concert. Afterward she could have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>White House Party Crashers Booed at Pure</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 12:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Salahi]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night Las Vegas night Club Pure held a party that Tareq and Michaele Salahi were actually invited to. You remember them, they were the couple that crashed the White House party. They were sure that stunt would bring them fame &#38; fortune. And it did, I guess bad press is better than no press. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin is Finally on Oprah</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank God it’s finally here! I don’t think I have ever been so excited about Oprah having a guest before. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to see Sarah Palin on the O. I just want the “Big Event” to be done. Every time I turn on TV there is some show that is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marge Simpson Shows Us All Up in Playboy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:33:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure you have heard the news – Marge is posing for Playboy! WTH? Is she trying to make us all look bad? She’s had 3 kids, one of which is a royal pain in the ass that would make most moms age by the day, a husband with the habits of a sloth, along with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop the Heidi &amp; Spence Madness!</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticrants.com/stop-the-heidi-spence-madness/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sarcasticrants.com/stop-the-heidi-spence-madness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh Good God, Please stop the Heidi &#038; Spence madness! Stop The Madness The dumbass duo is looking for even more attention. They started with ‘The Hills’ a show That I have never watched &#038; I am not going out of my way to do so now that I have seen the caliber of people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson&#8217;s Death Up for Sale</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticrants.com/michael-jacksons-death-up-for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Bitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Jackson Memorial Tickets Up for Sale on Ebay I think we all saw this coming. Ebay has a few people selling their winning tickets to the Michael Jackson Memorial service at the Staple Center. On Sunday night I had only found 1 set of tickets for sale at the price of $5,000. It was [...]]]></description>
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