I have been contemplating how to get away from children. I came up with 3 choices until today.

1. Become a BarFly but, I can’t stand drunks.
2. Start Gambling in Casino’s but, all the bells & whistles would give me a headache.
3. Do something to get sent to jail….There are soooo many reasons that is not a good plan.

Now, I have a 4th option!

Make Your Reservations Now

Just heard on the news that ~ Hospitals are NOT allowing children in as visitors. Hospitals fear the germ ridden little people will spread H1N1. We all know that kids are the only ones that would carry germs.

The down side to being admitted into a hospital could be;
It could be a little costly even with insurance,
You could get stuck in a room with some whiney ass,
Maybe even get some terrible germ that really made you sick.

The Upside;
People wait on you hand & foot,
They cook & clean,
Hell, I could even just shit myself (no need to miss part of a movie just to go to the bathroom) & they would send someone in to take care of it.
The very BEST part, They have drugs to make all that other crap go away.

Now, I just need to read up on some mental illness that will insure me a weeks stay, a single room, & some good meds to help me “relax”.