I have been contemplating how to get away from children. I came up with 3 choices until today. 1. Become a BarFly but, I can’t stand drunks. 2. Start Gambling in Casino’s but, all the bells & whistles would give me a headache. 3. Do something to get sent to jail….There are soooo many reasons [...]
Archive for October, 2009
Invasion of the Idiots
Posted by Sarcastic Bitch in October 22nd 2009
If there is intelligent life on other planets, I am not worried about them coming to earth to take over. Once they see these two guys, they will know the DNA in the ‘top of the food chain’ on earth is not worth much. Lets hope these 2 are not allowed to breed.
Don’t Tweet about the Jehovah Witness
Posted by Sarcastic Bitch in October 17th 2009
I was out watering plants when I noticed a couple of Jehovah Witness kids down the street. I immediately turned off the water & ran inside. I had to figure out a game plan to deal with them. Opening the door naked had always been a favorite until I realized that I could be totally [...]